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My site is feeling kinda stale to me lately. I'm just kinda sick of looking at it. I need a new look - any suggestions?

Colin Ferrill, All day. All night. And plenty of full monty shots. WOO HOO!
MM | 2011-05-09 21:51

as long as Josh Duhamel is in it I am cool!!!!
jj | 2011-05-09 21:51

Seeing as your mood has been "tired" for the last 6 months maybe that part needs to go. Unless of course you update that daily and that truly is the case EVERY DAY. If so, you're getting a case of Jolt for Xmas. :)
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Global what?
DowntownLad is looking forward to life on a tropical island, and now there's news that global warming may cause a "mini ice-age" in Europe. So I guess I'll have to go there to do my skiing. See, global warming is good - something for everyone!

Slap! - Josh Hartnett
I need no primer on today's Slap - Josh Hartnett will be familiar to nearly everyone who reads this. I must say, however, that I'm absolutely amazed that I've never slapped him before. I'll admit that I used to think he was quite cute, and then he got kinda tired - and there's just something a little weird looking about him, isn't there. I guess that adds a little character, tho. Regardless, he seems to be looking really good again recently. Anyway, 'ol Joshie was in Black Hawk Down and Pearl Harbor, among other things. I just wish he'd show more skin.

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Josh is OK. But I honestly think he's never really A-listed because he's never done anything about those eyebrows. (just a silly theory, I know)They're takin' over. Wax or pluck man... do somethin'.
John in T.O. | 2011-05-09 21:51

My kind of MAN!!!
gary | 2011-05-09 21:51

Love those manly eyebrows. Yum!
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

hot!!! is alittle skinny... sometimes he and james franco look very similar. would love to have them both in the same room to compare... amongst other things!
George | 2011-05-09 21:51

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I'm a cat!

My nephew

I don't think it's appropriate to slap children. Dr. Spock would not approve.

Cute kid, though.
bottomguy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Rob Hoffman
I have two things to apologize for today. One is the tardiness of this slap. I just got really jammed up this morning and couldn't get it together. The other is the fact that I have absolutely no idea who this guy is. He was in a folder on my HD named "Rob Hoffman", so that's what I put on the caption, but I couldn't find anything obvious on Google using that name. Does anyone recognize him? I'm sure someone out there among my amazing readers can identify him? And maybe turn up a cock shot??? Regardless of who he is, he's fucking hot - so he totally deserves this slap.

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UPDATE: James was kind enough to refer me to Rob's page on IMDB and some bio information on MM, however, is only 1/2 right: He's not part of Third Eye Blind, but he is HOT.

Unless I miss my guess, he's the lead singer for Third Eye Blind. And yes, he's a total hottie.
MM | 2011-05-09 21:51

Rob also has his website

which has a vid in which he bares his backside as well as some hot pics :)
MW | 2011-05-09 21:51

This is actually the link that will lead to the vid I was talking about, sorry for the confusion :)
MW | 2011-05-09 21:51

Third Eye Blind's lead singer is Stephen Jenkins---Rob Thomas is lead for Matchbox Twenty--maybe someone had those two confused? Yes, this guy is a cutie pie.
:) | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Kenny Doughty
UK actor Kenny Doughty is today's Slap victim. The only thing I remember him from is Crush, the dreadful film featuring Andie Macdowell as a smitten American lover. How novel. But Kenny did look quite good - and pranced around more than once wearing very little, so it's worth a rent... You can see for yourself on the next page.

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Nice surprise choice ~ I found myself watching that dreaded film a few times just b/c he was in it....
Franzel | 2011-05-09 21:51

I remember the movie not really being that bad, although it may have had something to do with him. There was a great sex scene in a cemetary where you see his ass.
James | 2011-05-09 21:51

If you haven't seen "The Great Raid", Kenny is beautiful as the devoted Pitt. Nobody else (including Franco and Fiennes) caught my eye like Kenny.
Will | 2011-05-09 21:51

he vaguely reminds me of Nick Stahl...
Evan | 2011-05-09 21:51

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SLAP! - Mark Consuelos
Mr. X is bailing me out again - I feel like death warmed over today, and I'm lucky to manage this much. Anyway, here's his take on Mark Consuelos:

Isn't he one of the most gorgeous men on the planet? I know, he's a little bit soap-star-cheesy, but with a face and body like his I can get past it. Word on the street is that he used to be a stripper in Tampa before hitting it big and becoming Mr. Kelly Ripa. There was also a picture of him floating around the Internet for awhile in a red thong (yum) looking really beefy, but the photo seems to have vanished. If anyone finds it we'd love to have another look, for research purposes that is.

Enjoy the pictures we were able to find of this stud. That Kelly Ripa is one lucky bitch.

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Love his chest! That little bit of hair is wonderful! Glad to see more and more chest hair is coming back on TV, the movies, and the ads. Men will start to look like men again!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Nice to know there is a secure man, in a secure marriage raising kids in NYC.
I admire this couple.
Melosh | 2011-05-09 21:51

he is one very hot guy. Great sense of humour too. Love to see him with Kelly when he co-hosts. Great choice.
marvin | 2011-05-09 21:51

He is hot as hell!

He did indeed strip. Those pics are hot, though his big poofy hair makes them kinda funny.

He stripped for ladies, but I've heard from friends in Miami that he used to be a pretty high-end escort back in the day. It got him to NYC, anyway.

Spike | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - James Spader
Today's slap is a true rarity for me: If you've been hanging around here for a while, you know my taste for twinks, but this is a guy who (to me) gets better looking as he gets older. Yes, James Spader is becoming quite the tasty morsel as he gets older. I don't watch Boston Legal, but if I had room for another show in my schedule that would be it.

The movie of his which really sealed the deal for me was the dreadful Supernova -- you remember, the nonsense that also starred once-and-future slap Peter Facinelli (YUM!) -- from which I found a decent shot of James's cock. Nice!

So anyway...

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Im with you all the way on James Spader. He just gets better with the furry chest and that odd quirkiness about the characters he plays.
Doug | 2011-05-09 21:51

"sex, lies and videotape" was just on cable the other day. Man...he's too beautiful.
Myackie | 2011-05-09 21:51

this HAS to be the worst slap in history, in my opinion. to me, james spader has never been anything more than slimy and repugnant, and not just because most of the characters he plays are. ugh.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

I like him - even if he's a bit older and a bit softer.

He IS kinda slimy in that car-salesman kinda way. But that's hot ; ) at least for a fling! He also reminds me of every "straight" guy who's been "curious" with me.
Spike | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Beau Brady
Today's honoree comes from my picture archive. As I surf around and see hot guys, I'll save them to my disk and post them later - well that's where Aussie actor Beau Brady came from. I know very little about Beau except that he was in the Aussie soap Home and Away.


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That 4th pic down is awesome and the "bicep tattoo / pit" shot is scrumptious! Rowrr! :P~
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yes yes YES! At last a post for Beau Brady. He's such a hunk... practically the only reason I ever watched Home and Away! Thanks!
zed | 2011-05-09 21:51

Happy Thanksgiving
Today I want to take a moment to give thanks. Especially this year, I am thankful for what I have.

I am thankful for my loving partner of ten years. He's a perfect complement - he makes me a little more whimsical, which I often need.

I am thankful for my family. They have embraced my partner as a full member of the family. They are loving and supportive, and when I talk to some of my friends I realize again how lucky I am.

I am thankful for my friends. Especially this year I realized how important friends, both old and new, are.

And because this is, of course, The Daily Slap, I am thankful for these.

SLAP! - Landon Lueck
I know, he's semi-famous for nothing, but Landon Lueck is still slap-worthy. I'm embarassed to admit I used to be totally devoted to the Real World (and its spin-offs) -- especially to the hot boys on there -- Danny (from New Orleans), Aaron (from LA), etc. But the recent cast from Philadelphia contained this stud in all his glory. His biggest claim to fame here was being shown in bed with some girl (that being unimportant) with a total, raging hard-on in his shorts. (Click through for that beautiful shot.) Now he models for Wax Underwear and does so quite well, I must say. If you like them big and thick, this guy is just what you need. Enjoy!

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isn't he gay?
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Damn i think this guy is so HOT...he is the only reason to watch those stupid MTV Challenges...well him and the MISS.
gary | 2011-05-09 21:51

I have met landon, he is the nicest guy.Better looking in person, if you can believe it. He is Not Gay!!
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Good choice...I have to admit to watching the Real World, a guilty pleasure, when he was on. Don't remember the "hard-on" shot, would have loved to have seem that.
...and while his basket may not be as full as I'd like, his ass looked incredible on the show!
Happy Thanksgiving to all the other SLAP fans!

kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Adrien Brody
Today's slap is the incomparably-hot (no arguments!! ) and incomparably-talented actor Adrien Brody. You may remember Adrien from The Pianist and in the upcoming King Kong. Adrien really needs to get his shirt off more - maybe that big ape will rip some off...

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Those eyes...those lips...that gorgeous nose (yes gorgeous)....add the body and you have one unclassically handsome man!! Here's to the guys that arent Ken doll handsome...but still knock you over.
Doug | 2011-05-09 21:51

I've always thought there was something really sexy and interesting about him. Good choice.
Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

OH MY GOD....what happend to that mans face...looks like he got smashed on both sided of the face at the same time. BLAH.
pedro | 2011-05-09 21:51

Adrian is quirkey HOT, he has a great body...he was interesting in that Spike Lee film, the Summer of Sam, gay for pay character.
kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Johnny Depp
Today's slap is actor Johnny Depp. I guess, fundamentally, I'm kinda surprised that I haven't slapped Johnny before now. But I've thought for a few years that there's just something wrong with him. Nevertheless, I remember having a crush on him in 21 Jump Street and I guess I just never got over that. I also remember seeing him - and his tight bare ass - in the beyond-stupid Private Resort, but I couldn't find a picture of that. Does anyone have one? Send it and I'll post it.

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he´s never done much for me. And looking at this pictures of his not so golden past just made me even more disgusted.

oh, here goes a suggestion: Brazilian actor Henri Castelli. There´s some pictures of him at this site: Enjoy!
abraxas | 2011-05-09 21:51

tim | 2011-05-09 21:51

love the site i really do but johnny depp and john schneider smack of last minute desperation--maybe your fabulous Slaps idea would be more effective Five days a week. 7 days must be a grind---give yourself a break!
will | 2011-05-09 21:51

Johnny Depp is a pretentious prick. Why he's been a critical darling the last couple yrs is beyond me. And, no, he's not hot.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Eli Manning
Today's slap is New York Giant Eli Manning. Interestingly, Eli is one guy that my husband and I seem to be able to agree on - there's just something so delicious about him. I could only find the one shirtless pic - has anyone seen any more? Send 'em!

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Sorry - there's something a little too Republican about him for me...
Trojan Lover | 2011-05-09 21:51

He doesnt do it for me... looks like john kerry
George | 2011-05-09 21:51

Works for me. Athlete, yet not too pumped up - enjoy the happy trail. Can't figure out how anyone could deduce political leanings from this slap.
Steven | 2011-05-09 21:51

Really?... him?... i just dont see it, he's so.. so very average. hardly worth a 2nd glance let alone a slap.
tim | 2011-05-09 21:51

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SLAP! - John Schneider
You read it correctly - that John Schneider, from the The Dukes of Hazzard. Now before you start furiously emailing your protests, hear me out. Not only was he Bo Duke, but he's currently playing the delectable Tom Welling's dad on Smallville. This guy just gets better with age - from adorably ruffled blonde boy toy piece of ass, to rugged and chiseled daddy. If only all guys aged this well! After the link is a range of John's best, from the good ol' days to his current hunky incarnation. Enjoy!

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Wow - who knew he looked so good lately?? -Ed.

Thank you. I have been in lust with John since the Dukes. I love him in Smallville. He is so damn sexy - I want to rip those plaid shirts off of him
Derek | 2011-05-09 21:51

Obviously I need to be watching Smallville! I've had a thing for John Schneider forever. He really does get better with age.
Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

Uh, you do know that on Bill Maher's old show, Bo suggested that homo's should have separate bathrooms?

He don't want no gay guy watchin' him take a piss, ya hear!
Jason | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yeah, its hard watching Smallville, the son is hot and so is the dad. Would it not be great if they fell into the pig slop/mud on a hot day, both with their shirts off and ended up so of wrestling. I know, its kinky, but hey what the hell, hot Dad on son
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - James McAvoy
Today's slap, inspired by a new post on famousmales forums is Scottish actor James McAvoy. I remember him as the incomparably hot worm-creature-thingy from SciFi's Children of Dune. And he was pretty good in Wimbledon, even if he did look skanky. And, of course, he's in the upcoming The Chronicles of Narnia.

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he can come sleep in my bed any day. I like them young and toned like that.
gary in co | 2011-05-09 21:51

Nice, wouldnt kick him out of bed...but can we have some hot MEN!
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

Awwhh, it's Mr Tumnus. Also enjoyed seeing his arse quite often in 'Shameless' very funny & gritty English TV series for those that enjoy a good laugh at white trash lifestyles.
Alan | 2011-05-09 21:51

I saw him in The Last King of Scotland. He's not necessarily the best looking guy in the world, but he's got a very sexy quality.

He's just totally f***able.
Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Eric Szmanda
Today's slap is CSI hottie Eric Szmanda. Greg wrote to suggest Eric and to point out that while his hair may be a little crazy,
prurient playing with the DVD freeze-frame has revealed he MORE than makes up for this below the waist
Sounds like I need to get a DVD featuring Eric...

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While we're on the CSI tip, how about some Jonathan Togo and Adam Rodriguez from CSI: Miami? Both too hot for words, in my humble opinion.
Hector | 2011-05-09 21:51

jonathan togo....yes. that man melts my butter. he looks particularly good this season. all the csis (and "without a trace) are crappy, ridiculous shows that i always find myself watching because of the strapping hot men.
matt | 2011-05-09 21:51

I always look forward to the daily slap. I could have missed today as this one does nothing for me..and they usually do.....
Jim | 2011-05-09 21:51

Eric sefinately is a sexy chunk of arse.
and one must love his hairstyles. They're so chic.
The shadow | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Thank God for $3.50 gasoline.
Charles Krauthammer takes a look at this country's dysfunctional (to say the least) relationship with oil and politics. Some choice bits:
...the Senate is attacking the problem by hauling oil executives to hearings on "price gouging." Even by Senate standards, the cynicism here is breathtaking. Everyone knows what the problem really is. It's Economics 101: increasing demand and precariously tight supply.
The beauty of a gas tax at $3 is that it obviates the waste and folly of an army of bureaucrats telling auto companies what cars in which fleets need to meet what arbitrary standards of fuel efficiency. Abolish all the regulations and let the market decide. Consumers are not stupid. Within weeks of Katrina, SUV sales were already in decline and hybrids were flying off the lots.
and finally ...
We are criminally unserious about energy independence and we will pay the price.
Here's where I take issue with Mr. Krauthammer. We are not criminally unserious about energy independence - we are, it seems, criminally unserious about nearly everything.

Actually, it isn't just Economics 101. You left out the key variable - Price Fixing and no other option to consumption. In true Supply and Demand, the buyer has a choice of sellers, offering their product at various prices and, they have the choice to not consume, when their demand curve doesn't intersect a supply curve at an acceptable point. Instead, you have sellers fixing the price at extremely high levels and making huge profits. I don't care what their overhead is, profit is profit and when it is measured in Billions of dollars, we're getting screwed.

I can stop buying steak when the price per pound gets too high and eat hamburger instead. I can skip going up to my summer place for the weekend instead of paying $100 round trip in gas, but, I can't stop driving my car completely, since I use it for work. I just paid the bills - $500+- in gas for the cars; $198 on the budget plan for gas for heat and $90 for electric. Well over a good car payment and half a nice house payment. I think anyone ought to be happy with "Millions" for profit.

Ken | 2011-05-09 21:51

Supply and demand doesn't set the price of oil...OPEC does.
Vicente Fox | 2011-05-09 21:51

E-mail problems
Augh. It seems that AOL has made a change to their e-mail system that is keeping my e-mails from getting through. I have my ISP working on the problem, but it hasn't been resolved yet. So if you sent me an e-mail from your AOL account and are awaiting a response, it will be somewhat delayed...

And may I suggest GMail? If you need an invitation, just shout.

Slap! - Bruno Langley
Today's slap, as requested by Mr. A, is UK actor Bruno Langley. As Mr. A points out, Bruno was involved in a controversial same-sex kiss on the British soap opera Coronation Street. Nice!

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Yes - he's the right degree of cuteness without straying too far from the normal guy-next-door look.
Trojan Lover | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yeah lets see some more kiddy porn...
Jesus.... can we see some men here...
tim | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yippee! Lovin' Bruno. And stop complaining about kiddies, ye olde ones - if I have to put up with hairy old men getting slapped all the time, then you'll just have to put up with Bruno every now and then! Plus, he IS gorgeous!
zed | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Julian McMahon
Today's slap, suggested by Franz, is Nip/Tuck hottie Julian McMahon. In looking for pics of Julian, I definitely get the impression he's one of those "crossover" types that most everyone will enjoy - I know I did.

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Great one! Welcome back.
Sam | 2011-05-09 21:51

getting back to a routine will help you...
and I am thrilled your routine includes SLAPPING!!!!!!
Seriously, sorry for your loss. I hope the support you received from all of your fans that check into "the Slap" helped you in someway, during this trying time.
Thanks for the great site!
kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

Julian McMahon Trivia
Non Australian "slappers" may not be aware that Julian is the son of an ex, now deceased Prime Minister of Australia, who was strongly rumored to be homosexual. His mother, Lady Sonia McMahon is a mad socialite who is close to 80 and ironically enough has had a ton of nips and tucks.
David | 2011-05-09 21:51

> Perhaps I should be ashamed to admit >it, but I vastly prefer the >kid, "Matt."

KipEsquire | Web site | 2005-11-14 - 09:08

That kid is soooo ugly! I lost all interest in him when he self-cicusised himself!
Richard | 2011-05-09 21:51

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An update
I just wanted to say thanks again to everyone who sent along their nice words last week - I know I run a web site where we all come to check out hot guys (and read the occasional snarky comment), but I really love doing it. And it's starting to feel just a little bit like a community. And as I worked on today's slap (yes, they're back!) I found it more than a little therapeutic.

So again, thank you - all of you - for your nice words. They mean so much.

Take care of yourselves.

Back with a vengeance! Thanks x
Bob | 2011-05-09 21:51

I'm so sorry to just getting to read about your dad's passing. I'm glad you're feeling a bit better, though. :)
Hector | 2011-05-09 21:51

I just wanted to say thank you to everyone for their nice words in the past couple of days. It's surprising - I know very few of you, but it really meant a lot.

By way of explanation, my father passed away on Wednesday and I just couldn't find the energy to do much of anything. The funeral was yesterday and my family and I are recovering today, but I expect normal slapping will resume tomorrow - Monday at the latest.

Thank you all so much.

Sorry to hear of your dad's passing. I hope you're feeling a bit better. Don't hesitate to take what time you need to recharge yourself. Warm thoughts.
Clay | 2011-05-09 21:51

sorry to hear your sad news. You will have great memories to warm your heart for the rest of your life just as I have of my Dad. Anyone can be a father but it takes a special man to be a Dad.
marvin | 2011-05-09 21:51

We're thinking of you! Sorry to hear about your father.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Sorry to hear this sad news. Take the time you need with your family. The slaps can wait.
Jim | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Sorry folks, there won't be a slap today - I just don't think I can do it. I'll explain more when slaps return tomorrow (I hope).

I hope everything is okay, as much as I love the Slapping in the morning, I don't think I could enjoy it if I knew there was something going wrong on your end.
Good thoughts your way.
kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

Yeah, hope everything will be okay for you hey
Dillon | 2011-05-09 21:51

being such a large part of my day, i hope all is well & look forward to tomorrows slap
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Well, after giving us two studs yesterday, you are entitled to a day off!
dick | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Judo wrestlers
I posted a link the other day to and at nearly the same time Don found these Hungarian beauties on the site. These pics really give off that BelAmi vibe to me - there's no nudity, but they're so sexually charged it's amazing.

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More from the original supply here.

Beautiful men are always a sexual charge for me and these two Hungarians make a perfect slap. Thank you for bring them to my desk top. Now if I could just get them to mt apt. I'd be totally satisfied, at least for a month or so!!!!
kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

I thought they were loosening their belts when I only saw the first photo...-_-;|||
Trey | 2011-05-09 21:51

Gulp! Gasp! What is it about those Bel Ami/Eastern "You're-a-peein" types?
I want to visit every Eastern European country NOW. YUM.
:) | 2011-05-09 21:51

Wow!! How did I miss these two for so long? Wonderfully erotic. Like a Weber photo spread. I'd like to make it a threesome
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

There are just too many incredible guys in one place not to MEGA SLAP! this entire site. That's right, every guy on here gets a whack. Each one is better than the last...where do they find these guys? I think there is also some poetry or text of some sort on here too -- I can't really tell as I can't get past the flawless imagery.

Your link to one of the hottest sites out there:

Slap! - Christopher Kennedy Masterson
Today's slap comes at the request of another fellow requesting anonymity. I told him that I'd been taking flak lately for young-looking guys, but that I'd try to get actor Christopher Kennedy Masterson in. I'm sure some of you know that CKM is in Malcolm in the Middle from which I've been conflicted about slapping Justin Berfield too. Christopher has been in a number of other things and seems to have a career that's on the rise - here's hoping we see more of this cutie!

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I actually think he has a nice blond furry chest. You don't see it much, but in one episode he was away at military school and I remember seeing some young man fur. nice.
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

i agree, a real cutie
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

Also not a fan of the twinks, but always thought he was cute with a nice tight little bod. You should slap his brother (Danny Masterson from That 70's Show) as well. Very sexy in his own way, though perhaps that's just because he plays a bad boy on the show. I've looked for skin pics of him several times to no avail, but I don't have the, uh, resources you do. ;-)
The Puckster | 2011-05-09 21:51

he is a cutie!!
Franzel | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Derek Marrocco
An anonymous person wrote to suggest today's slap, model Derek Marrocco. He's from NJ, but of Russian/Ukrainian and Italian heritage. YUM YUM YUM.

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I'll take one in a 44L. Don't bother to wrap it...
Joe | 2011-05-09 21:51

Umm... LOTS of potential.. but call me in a few years when he's ripe.
TheSixth1 - James | 2011-05-09 21:51

I love those nipples!
Greg | 2011-05-09 21:51

very pretty..almost too pretty
kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Random Guys
Don is always lovely, sending along great pics of hot guys - thanks Don! So today I decided to collect his recent submissions into a single slap. For the most part, I don't know who these guys are - former slap Christiano Ronaldo is in there - but they're all worth checking out.

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NICE 4 and 5 get my votes!!!
kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

Mmmm... I'll take the D&G footballer. Yumm...
zed | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hot pictures!
Way in the back, on one of my earliest slaps of Craig Fallon, Dan made a comment that I thought I'd call to everyone's attention. He pointed out a web site that he's affiliated with called - Where Grappling Gets Gay.

Well, as you can imagine, my interest was piqued, so I checked it out. Let me say that MatBattle most assuredly gets the Bent seal of approval! Some of the pics had a distinctly porn movie vibe to them - there was no nudity, but you got the feeling there might be at any moment. Anyway, if you like Craig, you'll definitely like MatBattle.

If anyone likes judo sportsmen, or hell just hot guys, check out Mark Huizinga from the Netherlands.... or better yet, check out:

Ya gotta luv the Dutch, really!!
Franzel | 2011-05-09 21:51

I know at least 2 people who will love this picture

What is it? Hundreds of unsold Hummers (via Drew). Which people? My sister and Adam - if he reads this...

Well, three people - I like it too.

The way our current congress spends money I'm suprised that the "Hummer Relief Act" hasn't passed yet. It would give subsidies to all those poor folks who lost money when their Hummer suddenly lost most of its value because no one wants to buy them anymore.
dmbc | 2011-05-09 21:51

I do so love that picture! My one problem is that I feel a wee bit like a hypocrite as I drive around in my Tahoe. BUT, we're soon to convert to a BIODIESEL pick-up truck which will lay to rest a little guilt. And when Peggy Noonan's prophesy happens, I'll still be able to run my truck by using McDonald's grease, because we all know that even a nuclear war wouldn't put McD's under.
muffy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Auroras from space


Dante's Cove
You remember Dante's Cove, the film from here! that seems destined to be a fun gay soap opera. Well, The Malcontent was lovely enough to alert me to some some screencaps he published on his site that you'll probably enjoy. As I think I said before, the movie didn't really cream my twinkie, but the scenery is excellent.

Slap! - Scott Maslen
Most of the time I'll find Slaps for a particular day by surfing around (usually based on your suggestions) and seeing what I can find. On those days I can give credit where credit is due. Other days, I poke around on my hard drive and see what makes me hard. In those cases, I generally have no idea where the pictures came from - and unfortunately, that's how it is today. I'll give credit to famousmales forums and Dreamcaps generally, but if you recognize your pictures, speak up!

So with that said my power just went out and I can't post what I'm typing. I'll type anyway with my fingers crossed that the power comes back in the next few minutes. Today's slap is hot actor/model/super-guy Scott Maslen. He's been in various things that I can't find right now (power's out, remember?), but in some of them (you'll see on the next page) he looks like he's having an awful lot of fun. I don't know where those are from - if you do, give a shout.

OK, that's all I can write now - I have to get out of here. And you won't see this until I get back and the power's on.

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This Slap was brought to you by and the letter "e".

Well....this is a very hot slap...I don't usually like guys in lcae panties, but Scott really knows how to wear them!!
I like the tied-down stuff, but can't we photoshop the women out of the pic?????
good slap!
kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

He is so gorgeous....absolutely RED HOT...ULTRA-SHAGGABLE...DELICIOUS SEX MACHINE....I LOVE SCOTT MASLEN FOREVER....he is the most gorgeous guy ever...the most gorgeous person ever and he has the best body ever....I LOVE HIM TOTALLY
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Scott Maslen is the most gorgeous person ever, I'm so in love with him...I really do love him so so much....all I can feel in my body is my very special love for him..the love I have for him is so amazing and beautiful and I love him so so much....he is so out of this world gorgeous...the guy is SIZZLING....really really FIT AND HOT.

anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

he iz da sexiest man on earth we luv him so much!ssdbfbgs
kudzai n leah | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap of the Month! - Brodie Croyle
Sorry for the delay in this announcement - but you know... Anyway, I finally turned off the voting for October's Slap of the Month and in a surprise (to me) upset Brodie Croyle edged out Brad Pitt by 10 votes! But I'm thrilled - no Slap was more deserving. And I'm sure that BfT will be happy too.

Now if we could just get some more pics of him shirtless - doesn't anyone with a camera live near Tuscaloosa??

I'm sorry. I don't see it at all.
MM | 2011-05-09 21:51

Heck, the fact he looks like he's going sockless is cool enough for me!
SB | 2011-05-09 21:51

About time a "real" guy got SLAP of the month. I am real sick of Brad Pitt anyway. Good job to all the people who voted for Brodie
gary | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hey, he's better looking than icky Brad Pitt(s.
Looks like he's got a nice package under those to see "all" of him. Looks good all sweaty & shirtless during practice..go team!
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap! - Evan Farmer
A couple of suggestions turned me on to today's hottie, While You Were Out host Evan Farmer. MM in his e-mail indicated that former WYWO slap Jason Cameron beats Evan in the hotness department - but I have to disagree - and though David (the other suggestion source) didn't say so, I think he might agree. Regardless, it seems that WYWO may be worthy of some TiVo space.

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Hey! Don't get me wrong. Evan is hot as hell. Great eyes, Great hair, great bod. I just like built guys like Jason a little bit better. I have spent many an early evening after work watching WYWO and sighing contentedly. This will definitely be a difficult SLAP to beat.
MM | 2011-05-09 21:51

Some shots: "Yes Yes OH Yeah".
Some shots: "No No... I don't think so."
John in T.O. | 2011-05-09 21:51

love me some Evan
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

He is totally hot. Him and Jason going at it would be a great show. And, I hear from a close source that he's mo-tastic.
Jon | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Ch ch ch changes...
Bentblog is moving! Yes, I know it's hard to believe, but after nearly a year at our old IP address, we're being booted out of our cozy abode into a new, big IP condo in the city. My ISP seems to have done everything correctly, so assuming I've done the same, the change should happen smoothly and you won't notice anything. In my preliminary tests everything seems OK, but if you notice anything weird, let me know.

anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Pat Rafter
Today's slap, at Rich's suggestion, is former Aussie tennis star Pat Rafter. In 1997 he won his first career Grand Slam title at the USOpen in New York; he managed to win once more at the USOpen and twice at Wimbledon before retiring. He went through a period where he looked really skanky with nasty hair, but lately he's back to his normal great look. And Bonds seems to agree, having picked him up as an underwear model. I can't think of a sexier model. Well, there's always Jamie Bamber - but he should be modeling air.

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Ah, Pat ~ bringing me back to the days of the tennis men being just that, men. Is it me or has the whole bloody world become obsessed with being, dare I say, pretty?!?! Christ, when did a little rough & dirty become so unacceptable? I think it'll be the downfall of our civilization....but who cares, I have pics of Pat Rafter in panties to contemplate!! ;-p Thanks!!
Franzel | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hey Frenzel,
Rough and dirty unacceptable..., I find it damn near mandatory!!!! Remember, even the high road has a gutter, thank god!
The only time rough and dirty might be unacceptable would be in describing Pat's panties, or any man's panties for that matter!!!!!
kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

"Panties"... such an amusing word.
John in T.O. | 2011-05-09 21:51

I agree John...its not a word I use often, but its kind of hot when you think of a big strapping str8 man wearing lil' panties.
kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

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An apology
I just wanted to apologize to everyone out there for not being very responsive on my e-mails lately. I had a bit of a family emergency and haven't been able to keep up like I normally do. Anyway, the emergency has passed, so I hope to respond to people in the next couple of days. If I miss yours, please don't be offended, I'm just buried right now - I'll probably get to you soon. If you don't get one, just hit me again.

Oh, and sorry for the disconnected feeling of the slaps lately, and also for October's voting. It may not feel disconnected, but I certainly do - I posted about 10 slaps in advance and the site has been running itself. But I'll be back to my usual operation shortly.

If anyone who reads this site was cuntish enough to recriminate you for having other things to do, let alone a family emergency, then they should be castrated (or we could just take one of the things from Saw II as punishment)...

Anyways, thanks for keeping up the slaps even when busy, and I really hope that everything is fine, or at least better.
George | 2011-05-09 21:51

I love my morning slap...and this site is great too.
There is no need for an apology, as I always say...when something comes up, have someone get on it right away!
I hope all is well and keep up the good work.
kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

Hear, hear! (Good advise Kevin, I may have to borrow that line....); very best, heartfelt good thoughts & wishes are sent to you & yours....
Franzel | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Will Smith
Today's slap, Will Smith, has long been one of my favorite actors. He always seems to play the same character, but at least I enjoy that - and he is good at it. Several people have asked for him, and I guess he just got lost in the shuffle until now. Regardless, he looks amazing - just look at that chest!!

As an interesting aside, Will was recently the subject of some light controversy here in Aspen. He was planning on hosting a New Year's Eve party at his home here - and was looking for sponsors. Yup - he wanted corporate sponsors to underwrite the $650,000 party in order to get access to the Hollywood A-listers that would be in attendance. Several PR people were critical, but it's certainly less obnoxious than Starr Jones and here sponsored wedding.

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Just like parents, I dont understand what is so great about this guy.
gary in CO | 2011-05-09 21:51

Gorgeous... ...from the neck down. But otherwise arrogant and repulsive.
John in T.O. | 2011-05-09 21:51

all in all... he's got an amazing bod!
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

If he'd only move that leg of his in the shower scene pic !!
BeN | 2011-05-09 21:51

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Slap of the Month!
Yes, kiddies, it's voting time again! We've had a smokin month, including our first ever reader nominated slaps! So get to clickin! Tell us all who you think is hottest!

As for me, I'm very torn - Brad Pitt is certainly stunning - and I have a soft spot for the Aspen volleyball players. But I think I'm gonna have to give the nod to Brodie Croyle - there's just something about him.

Who's the hottest? Vote now!

Benjamin Bratt
Stephen Dorff

Brad Pitt

Eric Balfour
Orlando Bloom

Kyle Boller
Brodie Croyle

Iran Malfitano
Frank Grillo
Frank Lampard
Dean Cain

Matt Walch
Aspen Volleyballers

Daniel Craig
Henry Cavill
Josh Stamberg
Jared Padalecki
Adam van Koeverden
Jason Cameron
Ken Olin

Jen Wohlner and Ryan Cooperman
Nathan Gunn
Shawn Pyfrom
George Eads
Ewan McGregor
Blair Shepard

Jesse Bashem
Pete Sampras
Martin OMalley

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None of the contestants really do it for me this time. All hot but no stand out. So im going for Jen Wohlner and Ryan Cooperman, GOOD ON EM!!!! Im straight but i hate when ppl slander gays. I mean my besty is GAY! Like i said good on em!
Sammy | 2011-05-09 21:51

Take another look at Jason Cameron to make up your mind! Yummy. Yummy. Yummy.
John in T.O. | 2011-05-09 21:51

The crazy-hot Sean Faris FLAUNT spread was obviously the slap of the month...why isn't it included?
marc | 2011-05-09 21:51

Some good choices, some of them unknown to me. But I'm voting for Brad. He really is lovely, but what it came down to is that I keep hearing or reading (this month's Genre...) that I'm old, and Brad's actually a few months older than I am. Haven't heard anyone call him "well-preserved" yet...
anonymous | 2011-05-09 21:51

Slap! - Eric McCormack
Today's slap, as suggested by Aaron, is Will & Grace star Eric McCormack. I must admit it's been since the 2nd or 3rd season that I've watched Will & Grace - it just got too slapstick for me. But Will still looks really good, if a tad skinny [sic!]. Of course, I always preferred Sean Hayes as Jack - I think he's a better actor and cuter too.

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Good Actor, but please....he looks icky naked....please stick with "hot" guys, that make you almost stop breathing and/or momemtarily get you light headed if you know what I mean...
Steve | 2011-05-09 21:51

awwww....come on, give the guy a break, he can't help it if he's straight. I know that if I saw Eric on the street, I'd check him out!!!
AND, I know that if I met a gay lawyer that looked as good as Will, I doubt very much he'd be single, for as long as Will has been anyway.
I give Eric his due, he's a very nice looking guy.
kevin | 2011-05-09 21:51

yeah... he's not bad & i've always loved ths show...
dae | 2011-05-09 21:51

He has wonderfully dark fur in his armpits and it makes me mad with desire for him. Agree the show has become a bore, I can't even watch this, the last season. And I agree anyone that good looking would not have any trouble at least getting people to date him. Finding a partner? Well, that's another story. :)
Jon | 2011-05-09 21:51

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