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Slap! - Shaun White


It's been a while, I know, but today's Slap goes out to XGames snowboard superpipe gold medalist. He just won the event 100 yards from my house here in Aspen. Unfortunately, I'm feeling a bit like Shaun must have felt after he clocked his head on the halfpipe, so I'm not out there watching him...


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He's definitely a cool cat - he almost makes me want to snowboard, but I love my skis.

Thanks for posting, you still have loyal fans out there waiting for the revival of BENT!

Wagon | 2010-01-29 - 21:22

I love your site and have followed you for years. But I have to say it's been 3 months since you posted anything and then you post this. I don't care what he has accomplished Shaun White has got to be the ugliest person you've ever posted. I know you can and have done better.
Kevin | 2010-01-30 - 01:25

P.S. No disrecpect to you but seriously in 3 months is this really the best you came up with? I still love your site and look forward to your next post.
Kevin | 2010-01-30 - 01:31

thanks alot I think Shawn is great but what is even better is knowing that you're still around. Some need to heed the advice that Thumper's father gave him.
Lazycrockett | 2010-01-31 - 21:53

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Slap! - Lachlan Nieboer
I know I haven't officially Slapped anyone in quite some time, but I think Lachlan Nieboer deserves a good hard one.

I found him while watching Boys Life 6 today, and since I couldn't round up many good pics on the web, I decided I'd perform a valuable public service and post some of him. I'm sure there were good pics out there at some point, but they seem to have been purged.

Enjoy!



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For a second, I thought he was giving head ... YUMMY! Miss you! Are you on Facebook?
Gerry | 2009-10-17 - 23:03

Thanks for the very welcome slap. Your email address has been returning an "Address Not Found" error message for quite some time, now. Can that be remedied?
Thom | 2009-10-19 - 15:56

I haven't been on Bent for nearly two years now! News of your return is making my day :)
Xavier | 2009-11-16 - 03:24

Is your hand tired? You don't slap like you used to! ;) peace!
Leonard | Web site | 2009-11-23 - 00:48

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Matt Long!


I was surfing around Comcast On Demand today and ran across reruns of Jack and Bobby, featuring the WAY hot former Slap Matt Long. I looked through that Slap and realized that the skin quotient was very low, so I thought I'd make up for it today.


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This is one of my Hubby's faves. THANKS!!!
MAC | Web site | 2009-10-03 - 17:17

Thanks for this!! I LOVE him...he's a Kentucky boy like me..."Jack and Bobby" was a gr8 show. He's too cute!
James | 2009-10-03 - 20:07

Bless you. Matt Long's adorable and doesn't get enough attention.
Clay | 2009-10-04 - 09:31

handsome!I love him.
I hope my boy like him.
sindy | Web site | 2009-10-24 - 07:53

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New show!
I may just have to watch Cougar Town




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Kevin Biegel (writer)
Ryan Biegel ... Shirtless Guy (1 episode, 2009)

Well that's one way to break into show business, I guess. ;-)
KipEsquire | Web site | 2009-09-10 - 09:04

My guess is that *I'll* probably be thrilled that he broke into show business that way... :-D
Rob | Web site | 2009-09-10 - 09:09

I'm sure I would love to break into his house, tie him up, and have my way with him!!
IowaGayMan | 2009-09-16 - 11:11

Love him! The pit fur is so hot too.

But he is not Ryan Biegel. IMDB shows Ryan Biegel's picture and it isn't this guy. I hope we find out who he is. Yum.
Neil | 2009-09-17 - 16:03

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Juan Carlos?


Not Gilles, I guess....


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¡Juan Martín!
You'll have to Slap! the new champion.
MC | 2009-09-14 - 18:34

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Gilles Simon?



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Posts three days running?? Cool:-)
Hadn't actually been here in a while but, um, I needed a picture or two.

Hope you're well.
(As far as who I'm rooting for is concerned...I don't watch tennis, but I - oddly, I know - find Olivier Rochus adorable. But I think he's been eliminated.)
MC | 2009-09-08 - 20:17


Andy?
Alas, no. I was hoping to see Andy win the US Open this year - I really started rooting for him after that fabulous Wimbledon final appearance.



So who are you rooting for now?

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I know who I'm always rooting for... :)
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I look at the picture and forget what the question was
Richard | 2009-09-05 - 14:08

Nice article :D
gregor | Web site | 2010-02-08 - 15:54


Slap! - Freddie Stroma
Apparently the new Harry Potter movie, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince is going to be a must see.















This is Freddie Stroma, who plays Cormac McLaggen. I don't remember what Cormac does, but hopefully he looks like this while doing it...


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Definitely a YUMMY new discovery.
MAC | Web site | 2009-07-08 - 15:31

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Edward | 2009-07-14 - 17:09

THANK YOU for this particular slap! I saw the Harry Potter movie and wondered who this cutie was. I assumed he was underage and "wholesome" (meaning not a hint of skin in any pics) but I guess not!
qwe549 | 2009-07-15 - 20:50

OH my!! ;) peace
Leonard | Web site | 2009-07-15 - 21:15

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Random hottie!
This is reported to be "Matt from Coach Trip" by "baton" over at famous males. I'm not sure what that means. But he's DAMN HOT!




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Approachable, huggable, munchable. Daaayummm.
James | 2009-07-01 - 12:03

Hey,Rob,

I hope you've regained some peace in your life. It's great to see you posting again.

Unfortunately, I cannot get your email link to work. My plan was to send you an email request, but I'll make the request in this "public" forum instead.

Please re-slap #1000 on Friday. That's your birthday, if my notes are correct.

We'd love to see your smiling face (and anything else you'd be willing to show) and celebrate with you!

James
James | 2009-07-07 - 16:27

What a great smile! Love the nice-looking boys...

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James Marsden!
I know Jonathan will appreciate these... I do too, of course.










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OMG...Mr. Marsden...I LOVE him..LOVE. Did I mention I LOVE him? One of the most beautiful men on the planet, and he seems nice (not that I've hung out w/ him) LOL Thank you for these...sigh. LOVE him.
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He Can Bite Me...


Robert Pattinson looking good. More pics at Just Jared.


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Good Day. Keep cool and you command everybody. Help me! There is an urgent need for sites: Multifunction laser printer copier scanner fax. I found only this - portable laser printers. Technique away is also the today a navigation generates to accommodate cartridge in between, laser printer. By 1973 they were buying with speed cards to find the marketing that would reduce to be sold on all of their machines, laser printer. With best wishes :-(, Aileen from Northern.
Aileen | Web site | 2010-02-17 - 15:30


And now for a pleasant interlude...


Tomas Skoloudik courtesy of Outsports.


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"Pleasant interlude"? More like "Wow!"
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Slap! - Adam Scott
In honor of The Masters this weekend, I thought I'd Slap hot Aussie golfer Adam Scott.

I've Slapped him before, but I'd never found any skin pics, and that was quite a shame when talking about such a gorgeous guy. Fortunately, however, he was found canoodling with Kate Hudson not too long ago and the pictures are floating around out there - and now they're floating here. Yay!



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if only all golfers looked like this!!!! could then understand why ppl can sit & watch the grass growing.
Alan | 2009-04-11 - 21:34

How about baseball? Ryan Braun of the Milwaukee Brewers is hot; Chase Utley of my hometown team the Phillies is cute....
MC | 2009-04-12 - 20:29

Update on former (July 2007) Slap Romain Mesnil - running nude through the streets of Paris to attract a new sponsor: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/29/romain-mesnil-french-pole_n_180515.html
MC | 2009-04-14 - 09:09

I have just started playing golf, well okay a year and a half but let me tell you...I have not seen that on the courses I have been playing at! ;) peace
Leonard | Web site | 2009-04-19 - 00:51

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Slap! - Craig Horner
Today's Slap is someone that's been neglected around here for FAR too long. Partially due to being so busy, but I also get to blame my stupid database server.

So anyway, today's victim is Aussie twink actor Craig Horner. He's currently starring - frequently without his shirt, apparently - in Legend of the Seeker. I've never seen it - honestly I didn't think it was on in the US, but if you go to the show's web site, you can find when it's on in your area.

Happy hunting!!



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That's no twink....
MC | 2009-04-03 - 20:22

I agree, shaved or not, he's all man.

And you can catch the how on my new favorite web site -- hulu.com.
Bucky | 2009-04-04 - 03:15

All I can say is absolutely yummy and definitely all man!!!
Jaason | 2009-04-05 - 11:17

Welcome back - I missed the slappage. And you chose an excellent one in Craig Horner.
BW | 2009-04-13 - 22:01

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Slap! - Chris Pine
Since it's been so long since the last Slap around here, I thought I'd come out with someone topical. So today's Slap goes out to the new Captain Kirk, Chris Pine. I'm actually going to be heading to Atlanta for the premiere of the new Star Trek to see it with my Trek-head friend Juicy. I can't wait!

I have to say that I think the new Kirk is extremely hot, and I can't wait to see the sex scenes that the trailer has been teasing...



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Yes, but can he win Slap! of the Month for March?
(Sorry. Couldn't resist.)

And he's too young to play Kirk.
MC | 2009-03-31 - 15:58

I luv him so much!...even in "Bottle Shock" with the hippie look. He's Dreamy McGee~! Thanks for the post!!
James | 2009-03-31 - 21:32

Glad to see you back up and running! :-) Great way to start back up too, Chris is just a total cuttie!
Dan | Web site | 2009-03-31 - 21:41

WELCOME BACK!!! WE MISSED YOU!!!
MAC | Web site | 2009-04-01 - 06:40

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Yes, I'm back - again!
I finally found time to sort out the problems with my database server! I just disconnected it. So as long as my new database server survives, I think I should be back permanently.

Sorry for my prolonged absences, but my real job has been keeping me rather busy lately.

So maybe I'll find time for a Slap soon, to make up for being AWOL.


Comments
Yay for that.

You on Facebook or Twitter yet?
KipEsquire | Web site | 2009-03-26 - 19:50

Whoo-hoo! Sweetie, don't do that again - I thought you'd forgotten about us.
MC | 2009-03-27 - 20:22

I am so glad you are back. Your site has allways been one of the best and one of my favorites. I checked at random every now & then and today I received a nice surprise.
Thanks for all the enjoyment. I hope you stick around.
Ronnie | 2009-03-29 - 21:29

Welcome back, you were well missed.
Jeremy | 2009-03-30 - 20:38

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Prince Harry!
We interrupt your regularly scheduled holiday cheer to offer this picture of Prince Harry on vacation in Mauritius:



God, he looks good.

(h/t Towleroad)


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Paparazzi can simply no longer be considered a public nuisance. ;-)
KipEsquire | Web site | 2008-12-29 - 15:12

Yea!!! 2 slaps in one month. Thank god you are kinda back. This site was always a look forward to in my everyday surfing.

Lazycrockett | 2008-12-29 - 22:34

He looks so good with those red shorts on.
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Slap! - Nebraska Wrestler Dude
I don't know this guy's name, but I imagine a lot of you have heard of him before. He's the Nebraska wrestler that posed nude for Fratmen and was subsequently kicked off his team.

Anyway, last night I was chatting with Jonny and he virtually insisted that I feature this hottie - he said he's left breathless by this guy, and I can't say that I disagree:







You can see a bunch more pictures of him and his buddy - and a bunch more (all...) of both of them at Fleshbot. I think this is my favorite pic...


Comments
"I think this is my favorite pic..."

He certainly is very straight...... (gulp)
Kevin #2 | 2008-12-23 - 09:31

Welcome Back!!! It feels so good to be slapped again!!!
MAC | Web site | 2008-12-23 - 14:36

he's hot!! AND kinda cute too...
hanif | 2008-12-23 - 19:59

Smokin' HOT and yummy!
anonymous | 2008-12-24 - 10:49

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I'm back! Again...
I noticed today that my site was down. Again. Augh!

I'm not sure what's going on, but my database server keeps shutting itself down. I'm hoping I got it sorted out today, but if not I'll try to get it back to normal as soon as possible.

And to answer the other question, yes a Slap will be coming soon! I can't say how often, but I'm going to try to make them semi-regular...


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You could Slap! Barack Obama. And not in a good way [snarls at thought of Rick Warren].
MC | 2008-12-20 - 19:29

So glad to see you back. What a great Christmas present.
Roy | 2008-12-27 - 14:27

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